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hug your gf day! this is a day where you gif your gf because it’s September 27th!!
Boy: *hugs gf*
Girl: “what was the for?”
Boy: “its national hug your gf day! because it’s September 27th”
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Girl: I don't send pics.
Me: But it's October 27th
Girl: In that case...
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A day where everyone has to love and give blowjobs to your lord and saviour sexy boy arthur.
Hello sir, 27 December is a lovely date indeed.
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A rare coincidence of some of the greatest singers who all died at age 27. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and Janis Joplin.
Also a painting of Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and Janis Joplin in what appears to be heaven.
May Jim Morrison Forever be 27.
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Super short people were born on this day.
Have you got a short friend?
Yes, than they were born on this day.
Absolutely the shortest person ever.
Yes, they need help reaching the top shelf.
Lend help because of their smallness chances Endure they need help to get a thing high up.
Apologies is when they ask you too many times.
Guy on tinder: When’s you b-day
Girl on tinder: December 27
Guy on tinder: Wow, I didn’t realize you were that short
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March 27 is national nut tap day where you and your friends walk around school playing the nut tap game. Girls are not allowed because of an unfair advantage.
If you don’t know what the nut tap game is look it up.
*hit friend in the nuts*
Friend: what was that for
You: it’s march 27 national nut tap game day
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