5th amendment

What happens on tour, stays on tour.

Amy: Hey did you get hear about Jessica last night?
Jessica: *from across the room *
5th AMENDMENT!

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November 5th

National Smoke a Blunt Before having Sex Day

Hey dude its November 5th.

What's on November 5th?

You haven't heard?!?!?!?! Only the best day of the year after Christmas
We smoke a phatty and get freaky ayeeee

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Nov 5th

National send your significant other nudes day

Charlie: Hey babe, it’s Nov 5th ;)
Peyton: What’s the big deal about Nov 5th?
Charlie: It’s National send your significant other nudes day!

Peyton: Ohh..pics on the way ;)

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5th of october

Best day to be born. Only people with big nutz are born on this date

i was born in 5th of october and i have a big...

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5th base

The end of sex as you know it: Marriage.

I haven't had pussy since I hit 5th base 14 years ago.

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april 5th

April 5th was the day Kurt Cobain was killed by a hitman paid for by his wife, Jewess Courtney Love.

"April 5th, wsn't that the Kurt Cobain was murdered?"

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5th element

A term used for someone on the internet, usually on xFire. It's used to describe someone who is a "faggot", and does not go on voice chat after multiple attempts to make him do it.

"Wow, he's being a 5th element again. The fag wouldn't go on VC"

Person 1: Hey, do you want to use Voice Chat?
Person 2: No, I'm a 5thelement
Person 1: Fuck.

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