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Jan 8th is summon a demon day! Its very easy go to ur nearest libary and get "how to summon a demon book for dummies!" Why is it jan 8th? Cause i said so
"Yo, wtf is that next to you?!"
"A demon obviously."
"Why??"
"Because is jan 8th! Summon a demon day!"
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Who gives a fuck day a day when you don’t give a fuck about anyone or anything just don’t give a fuck
Oh today is the 8th of November national i don’t give a fuck day
Really bc I don’t give a fuck
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shag your best friend day
if a boy or a girl shag i don’t make the rules up
hayley: what day is it today?
jonathan: it’s the 8th of november which means it’s national shag your best friend day
hayley: what really ? well i have liked you for a while anyways
jonathan: me too lets go ;)
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Camerons birthday
Harley : what day is it ?
Cameron: 8th may
Harley: happy birthday!!
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The only day when amazing people were born
Dannii: hi ploy
Shona: hi Marcy
Dannii: guess what day it is?
Shona: 8th may why?
Dannii: it’s your birthday
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The day where girls send nudes if asked politely
“Babe can I please see some tiddies it’s March 8th?”
“Since you asked nicely...”
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Sexy nigga day it's a day for all sexy niggas to get the bitches they want
Yo shawty its November 8th I want u
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