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A guy who always gets in the way of two girlfriends hanging out.
Most likely it is one of the girl's boyfriends who makes plans to hang out with her during all her spare time, leaving no time for the best friend to see her.
Girl 1: Hey do you want to hang out on Saturday?
Girl 2: Sorry, my boyfriend already asked me.
Girl 1: Again? Uhgg he's such as BFF Blocker!
Example 2:
Girl 1: So, girl's night out! What are we going to do?
Girl 2: Actually, my boyfriend wanted to come too. Hopefully that's okay!
Girl 1: Didn't you just hang out with him all day? We need BFF time! He's being a BFF Blocker.
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1. fart blocker is something placed in anus that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;
2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/" ;blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
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I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.
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- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?
- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.
- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
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Evil upper classmen who stand in the middle of the hall way for no reason and block your way to class, Aka hall nazi
damn hall nazis made me late again
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A male not allowing another male get some...( hitting a home run)
Ex:
Lana: hey Clark, wanna come over my house today?
Clark: sure
Lex: dude,you can't go. We have B-ball practice today.
Clark: oh yeah that's right.
*moments later after Lana leaves*
Clark: Lex what's your problem?....you're such a COCK BLOCKER!
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The little cover you put over your webcam to stop hackers from spying on you.
He hacked her webcam, but he couldn’t see anything because she had her voyeur blocker up.
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Someone, usually an intern or less gifted coworker, who doesn't stop talking to a colleague or superior about a topic you wish to speak about, but because they sound pathetic and annoying, you realize you can't possibly jump in the conversation or follow up without also sounding annoying, even when you know your are smarter, more relevant and usually better looking. And thus your talk has been blocked.
Say your new to a job and want to make an impression to your new boss, so you get ready to talk to them about something you really know, and then this older intern who was hired to organize folders on the servers and punch holes in paper, starts blabbing about the same thing to your boss, and you see they want to run away, and you're like oh shit, I can't follow that or the boss will hate me too. Damn you talk-blocker, damn you. Of course you realize you are getting paid and he is not, so that's cool.
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Cock is another word for penis & normally when you 'block' something you are either stopping something, or preventing something from happening. the term is normally used when you a preventing someone from having sex.
mike..."i am so fuck off right now"
mikes friend..."why"
mike..."i were getting to know some hot chick last night and she were getting all up on me, then peter walked in the room and then this hot chick got up and walked off"
mikes firend..."wow peter is a total cock blocker"
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