Bread Genie

The definition of all things beautiful. Is loved and should be loved by everything and everyone. Lowkey the main protagonist.

“Did you see that girl?”
“Yeah”
“She’s cute, isn’t she?”
“After seeing bread genie, my standards have shot up!”

Nigger bread

The little crunchy brown bread in Gardettos snack mix.

White person: Yo, can I have some of dat nigger bread please?

Black person: What the fuck did you just say to me?

White person: The crunchy brown bread in your Gardettos.

Black person: Oh, aight.

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monkey bread

Sweet food made from baking pieces of biscuits after covering them with cinnamon/sugar mix and then baked iin a bunt pan.

"I even made you a plate, soul food, know how Granny do it
Monkey bread on the side, know how the family do it" - Kanye West

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Bread on Deck

referring to gas money. Gas money.

example 1: aye make sure ya'll boys got the bread on deck.

example 2: hey man, where was that bread on deck that you owe me?

shit cuz, ill hit you back on the 1st.

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Tatty Bread

DEAD in local Northern Irish tongue. Rhyming slang

That boy is full as fish tank, if he tried to cross the road he'll be tatty bread

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Bread Bash

A meeting held for Panera Bread employees. Attendance is required. Managers go over new food items (as the menu is constantly changing), and offer tips and remainders on how the staff can improve.

For this Bread Bash we will be introducing the fruit and yogurt parfait. Remember to keep some at the iced display tray in front of the cash register to increase the likelihood that a customer buys one.

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bread basket

A slang term used to describe the general vicinity of the stomach.

*bob punches sam in the stomach*
"Owww.... right in the bread basket"

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