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The bike that made motorcycles cool. I don't hate crotch rockets, but I definitely hate dumbasses that say Harleys are unreliable and slow. Sure, they put out low quality machines when AMF bought the company, but hey, then don't buy one. I have never been on my Harley and had one of these jackasses talk shit about my bike, because they see I would not mind taking jail time to put them in the hospital. It's called maintainance- you know, working on your bike. It's not just buying a shiny fast rocket and a cool jacket and being a biker. If someone buys the right model and puts any time into it, its easy to make a Harley fast as hell.
dude that thinks he's hard: check out my rocket- it sounds like a weed wacker
dude that is hard: if you don't leave in 3 seconds, i will stab you
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The shit!! The most amazing person in the world!!
Harley Max is the shit and deserves to be god!!
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Draws kids attention by sniffing ket and lurug then with his rapey smile into a van
Look mum it's a toilet
Don't go near there son you may get Harley Palmer
Ok mummy
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The only person you ever need in your life, a second with her is better than immortality, she's a thicc mami who loves and cares for you, she'll talk to you until 4 in the morning making sure you're ok and always smells like heaven
Harley Bailey is the only ray of happiness in the world
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The gender opposite of Horse Girl. Generally adults, though this ailment has been known to effect young males under the age of 18. Known to wear exclusively leather vests in the summer, various large skull rings, brightly colored bandannas folded across their foreheads. They generally have no affiliation to a motorcycle club, nor association with shaving. They like to talk loud and close to your face. Harley Guys "enjoy" riding Harley's, though no one truly enjoys their balls being beaten to death, their hearing impaired, or bugs in their teeth. Feeling the "hog" between their legs reminds them of their first fat chick. Afraid of Sturgis, SD.
"Oh, the suns out! Imma gunna take the hog out this weekend, you've gotta hear my new pipes bro!" -Harley guy
" Wow! Look at how dumb that Harley guys over there looks. He should be riding a horse, and saving gas." -Horse Girl
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These people are becoming more popular than ever they are usually are small and they are spreading like wild fire if you see one call the authorities
Harley the simp meaning small nonce
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A clothing and merchandise distributor that also manufactures two-wheeled road tractors which cater to the “bad boy image” cosplay crowd.
Their clothing and “motorcycles” are generally used for hauling oversized cosplayers to their conventions, which are typically held at a local bar on weekends, or an AA meeting on weekdays. This company has enjoyed considerable success with its flashy and overpriced clothing line, as well as the equally overpriced fashion accessories they market as “cruiser motorcycles.”
See that guy in his Harley Davidson costume riding that ridiculously loud bike? He told me that “loud pipes save lives” right before he rode off on his fashion accessory without wearing a helmet. Before that he was bragging about “how much torque” his bike has, as if we’re supposed to believe it’s fast… like, JOHN DEERE TRACTOR FAST! Haha! Harley Davidson sure knows how to make money off insecurity!
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