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what mary had
mary had a little lamb. she also had a duck. she would put them in a water bed to see if they would fuck.
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a fucked up lamb chopped into three sheds, smothered in a thick sauce served for christmas dinner.
hey i fuckin love lamb sauce.
hey me too.
fuck my saucey eating.
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his time is occupied by eating, pooping, running, and more eating. he is huge.
you: omg, that max lamb kid is weird
me: yeah, he always is listening to max lamb jams
you: oh, thats sick!
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The popular social networking service Twitter is sweeping the pop culture in record numbers. Ashton Kutcher and Perez Hilton have a swarm of followers which are referred to as "Twitter Lambs" that beckon to every update they receive via SMS on the application Twitter; online or by cell phone. Each "Twitter Lamb" then re-tweets "RT" back their thoughts to the sender.
PerezHilton: "Omg guys. I love being gay!!"
smilyboi125: "RT @PerezHilton omg me too!!"
gay4lifeboy: "RT @PerezHilton you are 2 hot!!"
curiousbiGuy: "RT @PerezHilton I need some attention here, kinda hot for you."
PerezHilton: "I love my Twitter Lambs, shots on me in West Hollywood tonight!"
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A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.
Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.
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A sudden bout of incontrovertible diarrhea, most often suffered by a lone bushman with poor culinary agency. Old Australian slang, still used in parts of New South Wales - a minor cultural phenomenon in the earlier part of the twentieth century due to references contained in the bush poetry of Henry Lawson popular at the time. With no known cure for dysentery existing at the time, this particular colloquialism had a sinister connotation since lost with the adoption of greater methods of preserving hygiene.
'He caught upon his bow,
A heartily spooned fondue.
No' where, no' way, no' how,
He felt a 'beefed lamb stew.'
- Excerpt from Henry Lawson's "Hymns from the wilds of Beechboro"
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Creepy, greasy fat dude who flaunts his child pornography collection.
Your working at your cellphone store and a customer comes in and asks to help him with the moving of pictures on his phone to an SD card. The customer hints to you that he has questionable photos. Thankfully you see nothing but the very presence of this dude gives you the creeps. You turn around and tell the new hire that you just experienced a Sam Lamb.
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