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Person 1:What is Newton's Third Law of Motion?
*Random guy punches Person 1, person 1 goes to the floor*
Person 1: OW!
Random Guy: That's the law
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A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
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The more a politician says he stands for family values, the more likely he is to cheat on his wife.
That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant
The more a politician speaks out against gays and gay rights, the more likely he is to be gay himself.
Dude, that Senator is beating up on gays. He just following Newton's 4th law of political dynamics. He must be gay.
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The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law
The drag queen name of your physics professor
"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"
"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"
Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"
Child- "Yeah my cool dad"