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brazilian women are not sluts. anyone who says that needs a bracing reality check and should stop making sweeping untrue generalizations.
women from brazil are famous for their beauty thanks to a wave of brazilian supermodels such as Gisele, Adriana Lima, Izabel Goulart and Alessandra Ambriosa. this of course does not mean that all brazilian women are beautiful, but many of them are due to a mix of native and european that is common in brazil.
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Women are an majestic and fascinating species, too complex for us to understand as men. However, we have seemed to gather that most can cook, so we have determined that they are undoubtedly quintessential to humanity's survival, as everyone knows that men cannot cook.
It should be worth noting that while majestic, the woman is also a frightening creature, one that mustn't be taken lightly. She would sooner whip around with a wooden spoon and leave a welt on your leg than listen to a snarky comment. This is especially true in the well-known human bond of "marriage". We have been studying our fellow man, those known as "husbands" to get more information on this phenomenon.
The typical Husband seems to be snarky towards their wife and sometimes dubbing her as inferior, but will most likely retract their statement if the woman were to become irritated. Some men are more resilient, which causes the woman to open one of the drawers in the kitchen. She does this slowly and menacingly, letting the rattling of the silverware drawer be the poor man's last warning. If he persists, the wooden spoon comes out. And god help that poor man. It is also worth nothing that the woman will use use this method in disciplining her children. Terrifying.
So, in summary, what we have determined is that while women are both majestic, beautiful and terrifying, we will never understand them no matter how hard we'll try.
Because the truth of the matter is:
Women are fucking confusing, dude.
"Women- can't live with them. Can't live without them." -Desiderius Erasmus, Renaissance humanist, Catholic priest, social critic, teacher, and theologian.
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A very primitive equation believed to be true by man, who, as result, prevented women from achieving many great things (more than what they've achieved now) by causing them to believe it as well. Of course it has been disproved by many women throughout the course of centuries, but many sexist men and some idiotic female followers struggle to grasp this.
Men=Women
Men>Women = Wrong
Man: Men are always better than women, no matter what. They belong in the kitchen. Bitch where's the sandwich I asked for?
Woman: LMAO Asshole please, you work at Subway, you're making me sandwiches everyday. Go get it yourself.
Men>Women
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A movement that started in the 19th century to give women the right to vote in the US.
IT IS NOT THE SUFFERING OF WOMEN!
I feel like women are left out, I'm joining the Women's Suffrage movement!
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The female population of Italy. Known for having large breasts.
Big boobs to Italian women is like big butts to black women.
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Fictional; a myth, a joke, a novelty. If girls played sports, they'd have to leave the kitchen.
Guy 1: hey dude guess what? the other night I needed a laugh so I watched some womens basketball and they found osama bin laden sitting in the stands!
Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?
Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!
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Defined by logical people: Everything men have, women get. Everything women have, men get.
Defined by politicians and women: Everything men have, women get. Everything women have, they keep.
Today, virtually anything exclusive to men (clubs, groups, etc) are being attacked by women's groups for not allowing women, yet there are hundreds of things (colleges, clubs, etc) exclusive to women that weren't even asked to admit men.
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