The Wild-Wally theory is a combination of theories which add up to create another theory, so named.
It is the idea that Jordan Wild and Sandy Metwally receive an increase in sexiness of exactly 15% every day. This will eventually reach the point where the accumulation of all the percentages make a number which is impossible to determine.
This is increased by 90% on the day that either Jordan's coat or Sandy's shoes are worn by the invididual. They cannot both be worn on the same day, however, as the total percentage would reach over 100% and cause the appocalypse.
Person 1: OH MY GOD LOOK HOW SEXY THOSE PEOPLE ARE!
Person 2 : It's Jordan and Sandy, haven't you heard of the Wild-Wally Theory
Person 3: A OWL
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A phrase commonly used to point out hypocrisy and double standards in people, organizations or governments.
Coined by Jay-Z in his 2002 song "Blueprint 2," where he points out his then-rival Nas' double standards, wondering which songs are more his true self; the socially conscious ones ("One Mic," "Black Girl Lost") or the misogynistic ones ("Oochie Wally," "You Owe Me")
Conservative: "George Floyd and Breonna Taylor had it coming; I back the blue!"
Also Conservative *six months later*: "Arrest the Capitol cop who killed Ashli Babbit!"
Me: "Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic? Pick a side!"
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A phrase used to point out hypocrisy and double standards in an individual, organization or government.
Coined by Jay-Z in his song "Blueprint 2," where he uses it to point out then-rival Nas' double standards, wondering if his true self is portrayed in his socially conscious songs (One Mic, Black Girl Lost) or in his misogynistic club songs (Oochie Wally, You Owe Me)
"Can't y'all see that he's fake, the rap version of T.D. Jakes
Prophesizin' on your CD's and tapes
Won't break you a crumb of the little bit that he makes
And this is with whom you want to place your faith...
Is it 'Oochie Wally Wally' or is it 'One Mic'?
Is it 'Black Girl Lost' or shawty 'Owe You' for ice?"
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Conservative: "Breonna Taylor had it coming #BackTheBlue"
Conservaqtive (six months later): "Arrest the cop who killed Ashli Babbitt!"
Me: "Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic? Pick a side, sir!"
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A Wall is made out of bricks and clay and used to support buildings.
Wall or Wally is a name.
Wall (Short for Wally) is also a 1970's slang term for a Old Never-Married (Rumoured to be gay ) Male.
" is Trevor still not married, I think hes an Old Wally "
" Your going to get Hammerd in the Slammer for that you Wally (70's Slang)
" Hey Jim you Wally, once you have finished with the washing can you iron my Uniform. Right? "
" your passed your sell by date, you sure your not a Wally Mate? you should have gone full steam ahead years ago "
" 65 and single? i think hes a Wall "
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Definition: the most beautiful person I have ever seen, she is extremely entertaining (especially when u sit next to her in maths) and never fails to make you laugh. She is the most honest person you will ever meet and you are so thankful to have her in your life. She is the best friend anyone would be extremely luck to have.
Woah thatβs wally holly nil crookes sheβs extremely awesome at spinning on poles outside food tech!
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The most shittiest little school in Ashford, The toilets have little black moss on em and crackheads everywhere, the principal letβs more students in because of that, he canβt even afford to pay the roofs of some toilets.
John Wallis Academy Ashford? Itβs a cheapskate school.
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The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.
Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard