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Term given to a frisbee throw that is near a person's ankles.
"Damn. That throw was an ankle biter."
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1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.
2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.
3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*
woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"
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Also known as the Cocknibbler, or Ibityourdick, this mysterious creature is suspected to dwell within the ethereal realm and is summoned forth occasionally to do it's evil and slutty works.
It is said that if one stands in a darkened room with a mirror, removes the penis from their pants and undergarments, and says the name 'COCK-BITER!' 10 times that it will summon the demon forth.
A famous example of this is when Sir Jonathan Wort summoned forth the beast in 1893 to do fierce battle, which later resulted in his inability to reproduce. This was the last documented siting of The Great Cock Biter, but numerous encounters have been reported through-out the intervening time.
"Dr. Richards I have this strange bite mark on my penis, what do you think it could be from?"
::the doctor leans in to get on eye level with the penis, and holds it closely::
"Ahhh, I think someone has had a recent encounter with The Great Cock Biter, the only known preventative is to cover your junk with hot sauce, hopefully this will ward off the demon, and balance your penal humors."
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Someone who bites your fart bubbles cut loose under water to get them full strength.
"You're so pervo I bet you're a fart bubble biter!!!!"
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When a man/woman chews on the inside of another man/womans asshole. Usually, the teeth of the pillow biter become covered in vast amounts of shit. Sometimes, if the pillow biter is really unlucky, they get corn stuck in their teeth.
Elliana Totally chewed on that hot blonde bird over there, i can see the corn in her teeth. She has got to be a pillow biter
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A tire-biter is the kind of person who is so focused and tenacious that when they want to achieve something they go after it with such determination they actually succeed; lots of dogs chase cars, but only the successful ones actually get a piece of the tire.
My daughter was a tire-biter when it came to competitive sports; she was determined to score at least once in every lacrosse game she played.
She was such a tire-biter in lacrosse that she averaged two goals per game.
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one of TWO ... yes TWO definitions
1: when some guy or girl is being butt shafted so hard they have to bite down on the pillow to stop them screaming as their butt come comes flowing out
2: someone who enjoys the licking/ sucking of the asshole before or after sex
1:woman 1: god i was ass slammed so hard last night i turned into a slutty pillow biter
woman 2: hahaha it takes at least 3 guys to turn ME into one of you NEWBS
2: mmm i enjoy being a pillow biter *slurp*
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