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asymptotic boyfriend

A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.

"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months."

by carlygoodman June 28, 2007

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forever boyfriend

A boyfriend you have loved your whole life. Most likely your first love that you have compared all other boyfriends to.

"Why are you staring at that guy?"
"Oh... I've known him since I was 15. He was my first love."
"OMG! He's your forever boyfriend!"

by Kelloh2.0 February 25, 2015

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book boyfriend

The hero Male character in the romance novel you're currently reading. Because real men suck at romance, the book boyfriend exists to fill the void.

"Who's Gabe again?"
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "

by HeroHandy May 8, 2019

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Boyfriend Haze

When a girl is so into her new boyfriend she doesnt respond to anyone else and is oblivious to anyone when with him.

jeez, look at Anne, i called her name like 5 times, shes probobly got boyfriend haze

by chimmychongas February 2, 2009

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placeholder boyfriend

A boyfriend who is just there to satisfy the need for having a boyfriend.

i.e. someone who is fulfilling short-term needs in your life, but for whom you don't see a long-term purpose.

Eh, he's just a placeholder boyfriend in my life. I hate sleeping alone.

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I don't get fazed when I'm into a girl who has a boyfriend. I always just assume that he's a placeholder boyfriend, and that she'll dump him once she finds someone real.

by Philosophistry April 5, 2009

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Perfect Boyfriend

the guy which you love so much you think of him when you see his favourite colour, hear his favourite song, taste his most hated food, touch the hand of someone you wish was his and dream about being together every night.

Brody, you're the definition of a perfect boyfriend and I love you so much it kinda hurts.

by bf522 March 4, 2016

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Good boyfriend

A good boy friend would show you that he cares. And will complement you and make you blush. Also when you two are texting he will send you cute messages that give you butterflies. And when you're feeling down he will do his best to make everything right. And will tease you in a fun way. And will joke around with you. And come up with a cute bot slightly anoing nickname. Your boyfriend will do all of this if he is doing it right.

Kaitlyn: hey Jack.
Jack: hey prinsses u look beautiful to day.
Kaitlyn: (blushes) Awww thanks. (Thinks I have such a good boyfriend)

by Coda.s561 May 11, 2017

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