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It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .
"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"
A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.
Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."
Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."
In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.
"I'll take a J's dozen of those bagels." or "Just give me a J's dozen chocolate chip cookies."
An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing
A shit-ton
"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"
"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."
"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."
the sexual act of receiving oral sex before ejaculating into a soft-boiled egg (other eggs are available)
1 (with rizz): "wanna catch this a worker's dozen, girl?"
2: "i am contacting the police"
Get The Dozen Amount Mug, Also Get A Neck Gaiter
Just as a Baker's Dozen historically refers to 13 (typically as bread rolls), A Chipper's Dozen refers to some number greater than that which was ordered, typically applied to Potato Cakes / Potato Scallops / Potato Fritters. In any such case, the customer will order and pay for some number of these fried delights and typically receive something like 1.3 to 1.5x that number. More typically this applies to an order less than a dozen, so it is more useful (though more cumbersome) to describe a "Chipper's half-dozen".
"Order 67! - 8 potato cakes."
"Yep, that's me."
"Yeah no worries. A few of these looked a bit puny so I threw in a couple more for ya."
"Thanks mate. Whoa thanks, there's like 10 in here or maybe more?"
"You're alright - just a standard Chipper's dozen."