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Musicians who are in it for the groopies, their music isn't all that great, but they always seem to get the chicks/boys.
That Rocko got hisself anudder babe, damn! Mebby if Ah git me a ax I could be som buddies fan meat too.
fan meat
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Typically a teenage girl with an obsession towards something: a show, movie, book, person, etc. There are three types of these fan girls:
Normal fan girl:
Perfectly normal girl, may even be pretty. Has an obsession, but keeps it to herself. Might read fanfiction, have a blog dedicated, several merchandise related to this obsession. Safe to approach.
Crazy fan girl:
Relatively normal girl, sometimes pretty. Really enjoys her obsession. May talk about it every once and a while. Reads fanfiction daily, and writes it. Dedicates 1-2 hours of her life to this obsession. Owns several pieces of merchandise. Cosplays every once and a while. Approach with caution.
Completely insane fan girl:
Needs to go to a mental facility, usually does not care about beauty in any way. Rarely pretty. Loves her obsession (typically anime) more than anything in the world. If you took away her internet access, she would retreat to her army of merchandise related to her obsession. But, after a few hours, would die of lack of fanfiction. Cosplays almost every weekend. Dedicates 6-7 hours of her life to her obsession. Spends the rest of it thinking/dreaming about it. If you encounter this type of fan girl, call the police immediately. DO NOT APPROACH.
Normal fan girl: "My favorite show is NCIS. I really like it. What's yours?"
Crazy fan girl: "OMG I love Harry Potter so much. My favorite character is Draco. I know he's a bad boy, but I can't help but love him. *SQUEE*"
Completely insane fan girl: "Hetalia is like the greatest thing ever. Look, I've got my Italia shirt on. I'll wear my bracelet and headband tomorrow, and I'll even bring in my stuffed Chibitalia collection to show you! It's the greatest show in the world. I stay up every night and just watch the episodes over and over and over again. Read all my fanfics. I've written over 2000! OMG *SQUEEEEE* Sorry, I just got some major feels. I ship so many different characters and, and *SQUEEEEEE* just thinking about them makes me want to write more fanfics. Let's be BFFs and talk about Hetalia all day long ^_^"
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Anyone who became a Miami Heat fan in 2010-2011
#1: Lets go heat!
#2: Name three players from the Heat.
#1: Lebron, Dwyane, Bosh.
#2: Definitely a bandwagon fan.
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A persistent disturbing preoccupation with a celebrity, i.e. actors, actresses, muscians, sports stars etc.
She tried to collect all of the bands sweat towels. She is an obsessive fan.
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As Flis mention in Va fan? "Commonly used phrase in Sweden when something doesn't work out the way you want it to." I consider that as a What the fuck moment.
For example:
Friend: Your girlfriend gives good head
Me: Thanks dude... VA FAN
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The reason why tickets are higher when the team is winning
Real Fan #1: Man, I been a diehard fan since Day 1, win or lose. I'm so happy that the (favorite team) are finally in the playoffs!!!
Real Fan #2: Me too but I can't believe the ticket prices for these playoff games.
Real Fan #1: Damn Bandwagon Fans !!!
Real Fan #2: Fuck those guys
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Mostly seen in Facebook or MySpace (female) stalker.
It's the girl that just wants attention, and usually flakes out on the actual hookup. Or she is the total opposite, she's a complete slut for you.
She wants to be your girlfriend but has little to no previous history of actually hanging out with you. She likes to comment on all of your pictures, sending hints that she's "down".
Sounds like: Girlfriend
Man, that chick is on his nuts. She wants to be his *GIRL FAN*.
He has a lot of *GIRL FANS* commenting on his page.
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