Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

Hurt Juice

Another word for Venom. Usually comes from Danger Noodles

"Do not boop a danger noodle or you will get the hurt juice"

Butt-Hurt

Getting offended by something, aka "taking it to the cheeks".

Don't get all butt-hurt dude!

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butt hurt

when someone gets all whiney and mopey about something dumb. see green weenie

term first coined on a stupid boat filled with military personnel.

see also - meadows - waddell

you just butt hurt 'cuz you gotta scrub the floor.

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Butt hurt

Hillary Clinton supporters on November 8th and 9th 2016

Hillary Clinton Supporters on November 8th and 9th 2016 were very butt hurt

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Bud Hurt

Getting pissed about little things dealing with marijuana. Getting "Butt hurt" over weed-related topics.

bro1 "Bro can I get a hit?"

bro2 "You didn't pitch anything for this"

bro1 "Please, just one"

bro2 "Fuck you, your so annoying"

bro1 "Why are you so bud hurt?"

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jalen hurts

An elite big cock quarter back for the Philadelphia Eagles who throws absolute dimes and rockets ferda

Did you see that throw by jalen hurts it was so ferda

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