muff shovel

A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.

My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.

yeti muff

When a woman's pubic hair is so bushy and wiry it resembles that of a Yeti.

The density of her yeti muff left me with short term PTSD, and one mild abrasion.

Muff Missile

A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.

'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'

bum muff

the muff which surround the anal regions of the anus

"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"

"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"

muff diver

the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue

james was always muff diving on jo

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muff garbage

It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

I choked on muff garbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

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Muff Cabbage

(muff gar-bage) NOUN

Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.

Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.

"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"

"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"

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