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Guys who just hit puberty who can't fucking shave their nasty-ass "moustaches" because they're too afraid to ask their daddy for a razor. Not dark, but noticable hair on a guy's upper lip. So gross.
Look at that teenage moustache. Yuck!
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generally made up of...
waking up 3-5 hours after everyone else
taking a shower
eating a hefty breakfest
masterbate
eat lunch
go outside and be active
masterbate
eat dinner
watch TV
masterbate
sleep
"Jefferys teenage routine often consisted of him jacking off before bedtime"
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not quite true love. but pretty close. often what teenagers feel for a bf or gf.
i love you. like in a teenage love kind of way.
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A serious issue that is not addressed nearly enough.
When a teenager acts sad or irritable, it's usually attributed to "hormones" or "Attention-seeking." What people don't realize is that teenagers can and do get depressed. In fact, depression in teenagers has been rising alarmingly fast since 2015.
Why should a teen be depressed? Well...there's many reasons.
The teen years are where life starts hitting you like a truck full of bricks; you're in High School now, and it's time to think about what you're going to do with your life. Your parents and teachers may pressure you to do well, and your teachers may not necessarily be that great. It's basically your free trial of working 9 to 5; only it's 8 to 3 (or 4) and you have several "bosses" whom you have to please. And let's not get started on puberty...
With all this going on at once, teenagers will often be stressed and confused, and a snowball effect ensues:
Stress leads to depression, and depression is often misunderstood.
Misunderstandings leads to ignorant, unhelpful adults.
Ignorant, unhelpful adults leads to deeper depression.
Deeper depression leads to self-harm.
And finally, self-harm leads to suicide.
Teenage Depression is real. If your teen seems to be a bit irritable and down, don't dismiss it as a phase.
Because if you don't, you probably won't be having any grandchildren; however, you WILL have the crippling pain of outliving your child due to something that YOU as a parent could have prevented if you simply tried to understand what your teen is going through.
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For ages of the human being 12 to 18. It's the disease where everything is your fault. No matter what the cause, you are to blame. In addition, if you are male, you are a horndog and if you are female, you are labeled a whore. There is no cure for this disease. Diagnosis usually comes from family members ages 30+. Remedies for this disease include meeting the requests of the person who gives you the diagnosis.
If you have this, you always have an attitude. You always play your music too loud, and you always think you're better and smarter than anyone.
Mom: "Why do you have such an attitude?"
Boy: "Sorry, it must be the Teenage Syndrome"
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Noun.
An act that groups of people do, and think it the greatest thing ever, for little to no explainable reason.
ie: Bitching about the government, using cute internet phrases, joining the latest trends or, conversly, making fun or bitching about the latest trends.
Suzie: My booty turns ghetto these mad cool pants i got at Tarjeh.
Jan: You wish miss butterfuck. Quit with the teenage sodomy before your spandex rips.
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Not a song by The Who. Try Baba O'Riley
"Teenage Wasteland is my favoirite Who song!"
"I'm afraid I don't know that one"
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