Polish the shaft is old school for Suck my dick.
Bill Clinton: Polish the shaft hoe
Hoe: Yesss sir
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The man with the largest penis in the current room.
Man, I wish I was Pete Davidson, he always gets to be the shaft sheriff.
A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.
After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"
The flesh of a woman's taint separating two penises during an act of double penetration.
"Damn I thought that girls Shaft Spacer was going to split last night. "
"OMG that shaft spacer was stretched to the max bro"
Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.
wicked guy: hey your mom is a stupid whore
grease guy: hey man why you giving me the royal shaft?
A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.
Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.
To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.
Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.