/'krismehs ahs fuhck/
Adj.
To be abnormally festive during the Christmas season.
Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.
Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.
Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!
Alternatively 'Pregnant APh' (the Ph gettoises the idiom & adds an extra punch - see 'Phat as Phuc')
Adjective
1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.
2. Literal: very pregnant
ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."
Dude, she likes you; her emojis in those texts to you are Pregnant AF. In Japanese haiku, each word is Pregnant AF. When she bloats up from abusing junk food, she looks Pregnant AF.
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Stupid Af: Hi I Am Stupid Af And Im A Loser Probably I Dont Know I Dont Care But Whatever.
Guy 1: Why Are You Typing Like This.
Bored as fuck
When u literally have nothing to do.
Person 1: I’m bored af
Person 2: me to, i have literally nothing to do
stop adding my imposter ble quiz uyou you
boatz af STOP x
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