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Christmas af

/'krismehs ahs fuhck/

Adj.

To be abnormally festive during the Christmas season.

Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.

Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.

Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!

by Clarimond December 20, 2015


Pregnant AF

Alternatively 'Pregnant APh' (the Ph gettoises the idiom & adds an extra punch - see 'Phat as Phuc')

Adjective

1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.

2. Literal: very pregnant

ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."

Dude, she likes you; her emojis in those texts to you are Pregnant AF. In Japanese haiku, each word is Pregnant AF. When she bloats up from abusing junk food, she looks Pregnant AF.

by June 1, 2017


2020 AF

totally screwed

MiKe Pence is 2020 AF - he has to debate Kamala Harris!

by oldRROCR August 20, 2020


Stupid Af

some loser on the internet that reads and posts urban definitions for fun

Stupid Af: Hi I Am Stupid Af And Im A Loser Probably I Dont Know I Dont Care But Whatever.
Guy 1: Why Are You Typing Like This.

by Stupid Af July 18, 2021


Bored af

Bored as fuck

When u literally have nothing to do.

Person 1: I’m bored af

Person 2: me to, i have literally nothing to do

by I HATE PEOPLE/EVERYONE/ME December 27, 2022


boatz af

stop adding my imposter ble quiz uyou you

boatz af STOP x

by bery fightnighg mrs best December 22, 2021


Ludicrous AF

A Lube that makes your bike faster than Usain Bolt riding a Cheetah. Don’t believe us, go and look it up yourself!

"Jeeez is that Usain Bolt riding a Cheetah?" Na that's just how fast Ludicrous AF lube really is!

by FastandFuriousAF December 20, 2021