spousal abuse

the act of using the media, such as youtube, to ruin a spouse's reputation...

Dude 1: Tricia Walsh Smith has been ordered to leave her New York home...
Dude 2:Yeah! I hearded that the videos she posted on youtube about her husband amounted to "spousal abuse"...

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face abuse

The act of shoving a tongue or possibly dick into the mouth, thereby causing a form of abuse.

Big Gay Al: Is your bf a good kisser?
Me: No it's more like face abuse...

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abuse oneself

masturbate
Have sex with your own hand.

He abused himself.

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Marker Abuser

A person; either male or female, who abuse markers, used for coloring, and artistic desgin.

"That fucking dick!"

"Dude he is such a fucking marker abuser!"

"I know man he used up all of the red and broke the tips off of all the green and blue ones!"

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Urban Abuse

Entering a phrase in the Urban Dictionary that is meaningless, useless, pathetic and pointless.

When I received the latest Urban Dictionary definition of Book Google, I couldn't believe the growing Urban Abuse being submitted.

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Cian Abuse

Cian Abuse is where you waste someone's time for absolutely no reason at all, thus why it is abuse. It commonly occurs on the 2nd of April.

Ellie, fuck off with the Cian Abuse man, smh, you're gonna get a hook to your jaw in a minute.

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Roommate abuse

constant threats of being tazed, constant wearing of bitchy britches or moody pants, mockery, A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.

you may be a victim of roommate abuse if you cry yourself at sleep night. To prevent more mockery try to keep your cry to a soft wimper

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