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negative action

Negative Action is the phenomenon where your own imagination betrays you and your fantasies turn into getting shot down by your imaginary hotties. It makes masturbation really hard - no pun intended. It's considered much worse than no action.

BBjones's luck with the ladies has gotten so bad he's been getting negative action lately.

by BBjoneswillprobablynevergetlaid March 28, 2005

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Negress Action

When you try to nig action, but you fail miserably.

Mel Gibson fell down the stairs; that's some negress action.

by Nig Granderson May 28, 2017

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joystick action

the irritating act of rubbing the head of the male member with ones thumb while helping the victim rub one out.

I was getting the joystick action from this chick and finally got fed up and told her, "suck it, Don't chaffe it!"

by kmartcowboy January 17, 2003

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Affirmative Action

affirmative action (U.S.), action taken to affirm an established policy; spec. positive action by employers to ensure that minority groups are not discriminated against during recruitment or employment - taken from oxford english dictionary

affirmative action is one of the few things minorties have going for them to counter the effects of institutionalized discrimination. It is not racist, beyond popular white belief. the people that think it is racist are those that think "white males" are the most discriminated against(which is obviously bullshet since they are the most higher up in society). Have the skin color "white" does more for a person than any trivial thing like affirmative action.

minorities already have a burden just because they might have different color skin. many white people(not all) just cannot stand the thought of other groups having a slight advantage(which it really isnt since so few minorities compared to others actually get to get into those institutions that it counters the belief that a black person is taking a job etc from a white person because of the fact that the workplace, college is probably already 70%+ white)

did u know that after the civil rights acts of the 60s, it only took 14 years, 14 freaking years for a white person to bring up a case of reverse discrimination. think about it Black people have had practically no rights for like 300 yrs in the country and 250 of them they were slaves, and when they actually get some "rights" it only takes white people not even 20 years to start protesting about it.

Affirmative Action may take a couple of hundred white, asian people out of jobs or schools but compared to the millions of minorities that do not even get the chance to be in the position of getting affirmative action, those poor poor white asian people losing to an under represented minority really dont deserve pity.

im asian and yea it sucks that it goes against me but hey its cuz asians are perceived as overachieving and colleges probably think they have too much asians so thats a reason why it would affect us. but colleges can never have too many white people thats for sure.

ps. white people do not worry you are still in power, the world is not out to get you, your skin color does much much more than anything like affirmative action can do.

by Dong Woo May 21, 2006

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Affirmative Action

affirmative action (U.S.), action taken to affirm an established policy; spec. positive action by employers to ensure that minority groups are not discriminated against during recruitment or employment - taken from oxford english dictionary

Affirmative Action is good. White ppl claims that it somehow makes life harder for them is totally wrong and is bull shit.

all the statistics prove that the affect it has on white ppl not gettin into jobs, colleges is not significant at all. very small.

it only gets attention because of the reason that it is rare and when it happens white ppl go crazy and say fuck affirmative action
im asian affirmative action doesnt help us out that much but its still a good thing

by Dong Woo July 27, 2005

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Action Jackson

1. a title of a hit movie that came out around 1988. It is a parody of the James Bond films, which are a spoof in their own right in the first place.

2. Action Jackson got his nickname because he was spooted in his beat (off).

1. The film "Action Jackson" made quite a bit of moolah during the hot summer of 1988.

2. Action Jackson wants to go to town for some action but he has to work overtime so he...

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 16, 2009

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action required

A douchebag way bosses approach their employee's to get things done. Usually in the form of an email with the subject line being, Action Required.

Action Required: Do this task now! I'm your boss and I will fire you if you don't.

by Johnny Mackster November 24, 2014

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