person 1:I'm from germany
person 2: ur an adolf rizzler
The most bountiful bounciest drakiest meat of all time would smash no matter the day and would bounce on it till i explode from pressure build up inside my asshole.
Adolf daddy was so good last night
Adolf Jerzy the first and last leader of the U.E.S (United Essex States) was a generous and kind man that rose to power in the late 2020s. He sparked a rebellion against the British government which was seen as a failing government which gave Jerzy the idea of liberating the UK. During his leadership of the U.E.S, he made countless of diplomatic friends such as Barry Lumensky who was Jerzy's closest diplomatic friend in the trying times of the U.E.S.
Adolf Jerzy later passed away at age 78 from stage 4 cancer which saw his glories empire come crashing down. He was buried in his home town of Tarnobzeg in Poland where he is constantly being remembered for the actions he took and his caring heart.
Person 1: "Hey Adolf Jerzy was a pretty nice guy back then"
Person 2: "I mean yeah, despite the bad first name"
Barry Lumensky: "You gentle men talking about my friendo Jerzy? He certainly was the best friend and leader the world has ever seen, I still miss him"
Adolf Scoica Is the Ruler Of Laplandish Empire
-Have you heard about the new ruler of lapland Adolf Scoica?
-Yes I have!