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Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop

There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.

by r1xelf August 26, 2022


African Butterface

The process of mixing your feces and smegma and pressing it against your partner's face as they lay down.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Bailey did yesterday?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: They gave their partner an African Butterface last night.
Guy 2: What the fuck?!

by Buttman Guttman October 26, 2020


African Meze

When a non-English speaking Sub-Saharan has sex with a white woman and accidentally sticks his penis into her asshole, like a Meze in a dip, upon which her shock sends him into a state of lingual confusion and he runs away in a followed by a progression of furious clicking noises

I slept with a Kenyan guy the other night. He must have skipped dinner because when we were having sex he mistook me for an African Meze!

by PersianCarpetShop May 1, 2023


African Mermaid

Your driver could be LGBTQ
Your tailor could be LGBTQ
Hairdresser could be LGBTQ
Your plumber could be LGBTQ
Your doctor could be LGBTQ
Your teacher could be LGBTQ
Your bestie could be LGBTQ
The African Mermaid!

your part of the lgbtq you must be an African Mermaid

by ####ladybits August 15, 2022


African snowman

When you drop a deuce in a port-a-potty and the water is frozen.

"Man, check out that African snowman just chilling there on the blue glacier."

by asmartfellow January 3, 2014


African milkshake

When a girl gets fingered so hard she shits, the shit would be picked up and put into a cup, her partner would then jizz into the cup and it would be blended and served to an nigerian prince’s slave named rafiki

That girl looks like shit, she probably did an African milkshake

by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2022


European African

A person of European decent, normally a white person, born and raised in Africa. a Native African, by being born in Africa.

"Hey man , how can you be African???? You're White!!!", "That's because I'm European African, My Ancestors were from Europe, and I was born and raised in South-Africa"

by CharlieZA February 16, 2018