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Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop

There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.

by r1xelf August 26, 2022


african acrobat

When someone poops on your penis, and you proceed to fling your penis around, sending the shit in their direction.

I hope i never perform an african acrobat.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 16, 2016


african teepee

When three black males engage in a bro-like circle-jerk underneath a bed sheet

Tyrone, Daquan, and I are going to partake in the African teepee later tonight.

by Kanye Southwest March 10, 2017


African Eyeballs

When one man places his ball sack over another man's eyes

Yeah my mate and I did African Eyeballs last night, it was amazing

by shadowhat June 14, 2018


African Butterface

The process of mixing your feces and smegma and pressing it against your partner's face as they lay down.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Bailey did yesterday?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: They gave their partner an African Butterface last night.
Guy 2: What the fuck?!

by Buttman Guttman October 26, 2020


African Meze

When a non-English speaking Sub-Saharan has sex with a white woman and accidentally sticks his penis into her asshole, like a Meze in a dip, upon which her shock sends him into a state of lingual confusion and he runs away in a followed by a progression of furious clicking noises

I slept with a Kenyan guy the other night. He must have skipped dinner because when we were having sex he mistook me for an African Meze!

by PersianCarpetShop May 1, 2023


African snowman

When you drop a deuce in a port-a-potty and the water is frozen.

"Man, check out that African snowman just chilling there on the blue glacier."

by asmartfellow January 3, 2014