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African Meze

When a non-English speaking Sub-Saharan has sex with a white woman and accidentally sticks his penis into her asshole, like a Meze in a dip, upon which her shock sends him into a state of lingual confusion and he runs away in a followed by a progression of furious clicking noises

I slept with a Kenyan guy the other night. He must have skipped dinner because when we were having sex he mistook me for an African Meze!

by PersianCarpetShop May 1, 2023


african bushmen

When you're giving your girl oral, bite out some of her pubic hair, and then spit it back into her face.

Emily didn't appreciate me giving her an African Bushmen.

by YourDick. March 14, 2015


African Mermaid

Your driver could be LGBTQ
Your tailor could be LGBTQ
Hairdresser could be LGBTQ
Your plumber could be LGBTQ
Your doctor could be LGBTQ
Your teacher could be LGBTQ
Your bestie could be LGBTQ
The African Mermaid!

your part of the lgbtq you must be an African Mermaid

by ####ladybits August 15, 2022


African snowman

When you drop a deuce in a port-a-potty and the water is frozen.

"Man, check out that African snowman just chilling there on the blue glacier."

by asmartfellow January 3, 2014


African milkshake

When a girl gets fingered so hard she shits, the shit would be picked up and put into a cup, her partner would then jizz into the cup and it would be blended and served to an nigerian prince’s slave named rafiki

That girl looks like shit, she probably did an African milkshake

by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2022


African Sprinkler

Africans don’t have water

I have an African sprinkler

by Jewish are gay October 5, 2021


The African Boomerang

When a human body has an elephant head, and participates in the act of sucking it's own penis with the trunk.

Damn dude this guy at the party walked in with an Elephant head and immediately started the African Boomerang, so legit.

by HaveYouSeenTheRain April 14, 2020