afro american engineering

Objects or tasks that are not properly or completely built, installed, and/or finished.
Similar to nigger rigged and jerry rigged.
Unthoroughly fixed object.

That was built with afro american engineering.

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Old lady afro

That hair-do that most older women have, that looks like an afro.

An old lady afro is a result of their hard work to get an interesting hair-do. but they all end up looking the same.

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white man's afro

Refers to a white guy with an afro hairstyle. Examples of white guys with a white man's afro would be: Don Henley (Eagles, 1970s), Jeff Lynne of ELO, Mark Farner (Grand Funk Railroad), Sib Hashian (Boston), Bob Ross (artist), Mitch Mitchell and Noel Reading of the Jimi Hendrix Experience, as well as many others.

I wish I had a white man's afro...

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White Man's Afro

As the name suggests it's the only way to describe the hairstyle of a white man with an afro

You mean that kid in year 11 with the white man's afro?

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mac and cheese afro

An insanely white person with no life is the kind of person who would sport this doo.

A mac and cheese afro is a white man's afro that usually consists in almost all cases of blonde hair that compliments a retro 70's look

napoleon dynamite' hair

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afro-diva-act

Afro-diva-act: (n) an emotionally and in some cases sexually stimulating performer of African descent. A person who embodies this word is very skilled in their craft and can use such talent to arouse the human spirit into any feeling, thereby using the definition as an adjective, creating a performance that is an "afro-diva-act." Such an event leaves all who attend in complete awe and amazement due to the magnitude of an afro-diva-act's stage presence. This word does not limit sexual orientation.

e.g. Patti LaBelle, Aretha Franklin, Celia Cruz, Lillias White, Whitney Houston, Audra McDonald, Tina Turner, Jennifer Hudson, Fantasia, Beyonce, Tituss Burgess

This saying originated from getting tongue tied off of the word "aphrodisiac".

1) "Did you see Patti LaBelle in Fela! on Broadway? She killed "Rain" from start to finish!-- her voice left us speechless and crying! Now that's an afro-diva-act, honey.

2) "Beyonce's whole I Am Tour was phenomenal. The lights? the dancing? The voice?! She is an afro-diva-act to the max."

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Afro morning

adj. - When one wakes before the sun rises; it is still dark when one gets out of bed.

"I can't stay out late tonight, I've got an Afro morning tomorrow."

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