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the war that destroyed my family's land because they were mad that the south wanted to secede. god damn yankees.
General Sherman: We got the Walton property in georiga so we can turn it into a GOLF COURSE! (where the masters' are played today.)
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Pretty much like a thursday for your butt
I knew she wanted it bad because she asked for aggressive ass play
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Occurs when one breast is used to slap your face while the other just hangs there.
Last night, that girl had passive aggressive breasts. My face still hurts.
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a sex position where the female is on all fours and the male inserts his penis into her anus. he then places both hands on her hips and pushes her around into walls or whatever is in the room while making obnoxious truck noises.
"dude, i (tapped) her so hard last night! she even let me pull The Aggressive Truck Driver on her!"
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A gift from someone, meant as a gesture of hostility.
"my boss's wife thinks I am sleeping with him"
"did you get anything for Christmas from them?"
"Ya, I got a fucking piece of pottery shit. But I shoved back from that. Sent a thank you note for the stupid passive aggressive present. She'll hate me even more now"
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Aggressive small dick energy, with added malicious/evil intent.
"He has aggressive micropenis energy."
"Huh?"
"He like, rapes you with his micropenis."
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A person who walks around in public with rifles and hand guns exposed to try and show how tough they are and intimidate the people around them. active shooter, rifle, gun, mass shooting, mass casualty, homocide, hand gun, concealed weapon, terrorism, terrorist, disgruntled employee, news, CNN, Fox news, police, SWAT, shooting
Look out on aisle 10, we got a passive aggressive patriot parading around with his AR-15 on his shoulder.
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