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An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.
"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"
The act of defecating in a sock and then employing the sock as a weapon
If your wife interrupts me again I'm afraid I shall have to employ the Alabama bullwhip until she understands the importance of good manners.
- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy
Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.
A 3-way in which a 3rd party has sex with 2 cousins
P1: Whats dace doing with those cousins?
P2: Riding the Alabama Tricycle
The act of cumming up into the air, and having it "rain" down upon the girl.
Did you show her the Alabama Rainshower?
A man whom is fucking his sister and enjoys watching said sister be fucked by his brother and that brother also enjoys watching said sister be fucked by his other brother.
"Wow, Keeshan and Sean are real Alabama Cucks."
A man whose favorite word is "sister"
The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R
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