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Taking a dump in your inner tube while floating effortlessly down a lazy river and screaming Roll Tide Roll!
Uhhh, I knew I should have waited 45 minutes before jumping in this lazy river after eating a slew of Taco Bell cheesy beefy burritos. Now Ive got to float around in this Alabama Donut all summers day long. 🐘💩🍩
Take ones nutsack skin and pull it out to form a bowl, fill with beer, and now your buddy can now lick it out like a dog in a bowl!
Sean came over last night and wanted some beer but I only had one left so I gave him some in the Alabama Waterbowl.
Sex trick. When one is about to cum you put the girls nose to your dick. You then cum in her nose. After that you plug her nose and moth and have her breath in.
She choked after I made her do the Alabama Snorkel
- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy
Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.
A man whom is fucking his sister and enjoys watching said sister be fucked by his brother and that brother also enjoys watching said sister be fucked by his other brother.
"Wow, Keeshan and Sean are real Alabama Cucks."
A man whose favorite word is "sister"
The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R
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When you have inner feelings for Alabama so you fuck your cousin as a tribute.
Fuck, I did a Nostalgic Alabama last night.
God bless you pawl.