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The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you
Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan
Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.
God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.
An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.
"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."
Co-host of "Hannity and Colmes" on FOX news who claims to be a 'Liberal' while attacking other Liberals.
EX:
TED RALL, COLUMNIST AND POLITICAL CARTOONIST: There is no respect for a man who...
COLMES: So why say with all respect? Isn't that hypocritical? Because you're not showing any respect.
RALL: It's called sarcasm, Alan.
COLMES: Look, Ecclesiastes says for everything there is a season and I think there's a time. I've spent many years being critical of Reagan's policies, and I'm sure the time will come once again to debate those things.
RALL: Clearly, I mean, I'm just...
COLMES: You need to understand my question.
BOOKS by Alan Colmes: Red, White, and Liberal
Alan Colmes isn't a liberal.
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n. Socialist Peruvian politician running against wack-job Humala
Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s
During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.
Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.
Ollanta Humala or Alan Garcia - Either way Peru is fucked
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An especially uncomfortable and embarrassing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. The smell carries particularly well.
A: "Jesus Christ, it smells like an elephant's scrotum in here!"
B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."
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