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An alexa is very intruiging specimen found only on planet earth. She is the BEST at taking nasty pictures. Her facial expressions make you want to get a paper bag and go barf in a corner. Her obbsession with nutella consists of applying it to her face every night before she goes to bed. Conceited? Very! Most used words inlude: gross, shart, nasty, heh, ew, etc. if i could, i would shat a brick for her. (shat: past tense of shart) so yaa <3
Her: Was that Alexa that just walked by?
Him: ya.
Her: k. cool
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When your amazon alexa wont listen to you no matter how loud you yell at it and then you have a swearing match with it.
idk what to put here "Alexa-rage"
Alexa Miranda is the most loyal person you’ll ever meet, she is smart with her words and will keep any secret you tell her. She is a beautiful girl with a kind heart and will go very far in life. She doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else just as long as her and her bestie are fuckin it up nothing can stop her grind. She only
falls head over heels for that one guy and she will always have a special place in her heart for him. Alexa Miranda is a baddddd bitch and she will be there for you through thick and thin🤘🏼
“Is that Alexa Miranda”
“yes, she’s a bad ass bitch!”
spooky Alexa is a millennial person who studies tarot cards and believes that they are a prophet and a psychic and they're witches and they're vegan. They also believed there undestructable. there the new age of the future the spooky Alexa.
Damn that girl really thought she was a spooky Alexa know it all.....
she's really ugly, very stupid, and actually has no true friends that are there because they want to make her life better. She always gives everything for anyone who shows the slightest hint of need. She never gets it back.
Wow, she's ugly, must be Alexa Scolaro
She's funny, sweet, always by your side. If you want to have a couple goals relationship, she's the perfect one. If she says she cares god she sure does. She will fucking love you till she dies unless you hurt her. She may give you another chance if your special but if not. She will bite you in the ass. She has a amazing sense of humour. But she is very sensitive. Normally has short blonde hair and blue eyes, tall and very slim. She is the best friend and girlfriend anybody can have. Even if she's sensitive. She will love you to the moon and back
Damn there my girl! Alexa-Jayne