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a furry snake that chews on Bunnies. it is the only thing capable of standing up to a cat. this fuzzy rodent can scratch you from 200ft away. if you crouch and hold some cooked salmon to it you can tame it within 3-6 tries. once tamed it will show floating hearts. but be careful. alligators chew on people.
small child: oh my frickity frakin' crap! an alligator!
fuzzy friend: hello my child, come closer...
small child: ok
and they lived happily ever after.
Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.
“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”
A term of endearment used against Southern American people who support Far Authoritarian Right-Wing Political ideals like Slavery, Segregation, White Supremacy, Genocide, Closed Borders and White-American Christianity. It was originally used against Confederates during the Civil War and is still prescribed to people who call themselves Southern Nationalists or Confederates in the modern day. The Term is also a Synonym of the more recent Term "Dixiecrat", used to describe these same people.
"..Oh, way down South, in the Land of Traitors, Rattlesnakes and Alligators..
When you're getting a blowjob from your hot cousin and she bites your dick as you nut. It will feel like getting bit by an alligator since your nerves are so sensitive.
Adam: "My cousin gave me the Arkansas Alligator last night after the Hogs lost. I needed something kinky to get my redneck spirits up."
Dan: "I wish I had a cousin as hot as yours YIYIYI"
To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.
Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!
When one partner of an orgy puts on one of those cheesy tourist alligator hats and attempts to put their entire mouth onto the other partners vagina and anus and/or penis and anus whilst also attempting to do a death roll (rolling their entire body throughout the entire orgy session).
Dude1: "I heard that Marcus got invited to that kinky orgy last night."
Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"
do be butt fucked with a dildo while eating alligator nuggets, then you proceed to shove them up your asshole.
oh susan we did alligator fun time and i dont think i can recover from it this time