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The list of letters that used to make words.
“What kind of alphabet do you use?”
You learned this when you were 3 so why did you search this up
Oh damn baby look at you... listen You May hear this a lot. But I’ reckon I can sing my abcs to you . See I’ll give you this A because you’re awesome , this B because you’re beautiful, a C because you’re confident , And I’ll give you this D because you deserve it. The letters of the alphabet
The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason
Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?
When you organize something alphabetically
I alphabetized my entire comic collection
Assorted historical-entertainment productions, arranged in A-Z order:
BLOCumentary: Details of assorted common-goal groups
BLOCKumentary: All about cube-shaped objects
BOCKumentary: History of dark-beer brewing
COCKumentary: History of how lucky you got wif da fairer gender
CLOCKumentary: Details how da set for Doc Brown's laboratory was created
CROCKumentary: An expose of BS, or presents a timeline of how stoneware has evolved over da millennia
DOCKumentary: Tells about boat-piers from over da years
FLOCKumentary: All about warmth-linings, or "birds of a feather" social-behavior
FROCKumentary: Details fancy-schmancy dress-up duds for kiddos
GLOCKumentary: Discusses how Madea deals with "getters" who "done got" her
HOCKumentary: Expounds on topics regarding pawn-shops or leg-joints
JOCKumentary: History of athletes
KNOCKumentary: All about door-tapping and da related highly-popular pun-type jokes
LOCHumentary: Tells about inland waterways and ocean inlets
LOCKumentary: Details of hair-styles or mechanical exclusionary devices
MOCKumentary: A spoof on a genuine educational film
Additional examples of alphabetical documentaries might include:
NOCKumentary: All about archery
POCKumentary: How small dents are created
ROCKumentary: Educates viewers about minerals, thumpy-thump music, or tipsy chairs
SOCKumentary: All you need to know about cloth foot-coverings
SHOCKumentary: A really startling/dramatic educational film
SMOCKumentary: Da history of outer garments worn for protective/decorative purposes
SPOCKumentary: A biography of everyone's favorite logical-minded spaceman
STOCKumentary: All about farm-animals, long-gun butts, or Wall Street trading
TOCKumentary: Companion-episode to a TICKumentary
WALKumentary: All about gettin' up off'n yer lazy fat a** and "hoofin' it" sometimes, instead of always riding in a vehicle
WOKumentary: Da assorted details and attributes of Chinese cookin'
bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
another name for the lgbtq+ community
guy 1: woah man pride month is very gay
guy 2: be careful saying stuff like that, the alphabet squad might come for you
tbh: yipee