Weast Anxiety

When said teacher asks you a question in class. As soon as she asks you instantly forget, and you start having what feels like a panic attack.

Weast Anxiety. . .I has it!

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fridge anxiety

The fear that something terrible will happen to someone close to you just because they're close to you.

Occupational hazard of protagonists. Not very untrue to life.

Kyle swore he would never let anyone die like her. But he and Pete, Bruce and Ben have been occupied with fridge anxiety ever since.

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Cheese Anxiety

The anxiety caused by change

I changed the ordering on that drop down and now he's got some serious cheese anxiety.

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Anxiety-Tornado

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.

He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety-tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park. And like a tornado, it passed and calm was once again restored.

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Comment Anxiety

A feeling of sheer dread one gets when he/she suddenly thinks they may have messed up on that previous comment, especially around people who tear freinds limb from limb at the sight of bad grammer.

Bill's Comment: "Your so awesome" Oh crap i hope i did that right... I've got Comment Anxiety.. Im freaking out!

Everyone on Bills Freinds List; "It's YOU'RE you douchenugget!"

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Phone anxiety

The feeling that causes you to use your phone while among friends who are already on theirs.

Hermann: "Franz, did you see how Christofer was just staring at his phone without using it?”

Franz: "I think you texty texters gave him phone anxiety."

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separation anxiety

This is where children and babies become scared and anxious over their parents or carers leaving them in a childcare setting. The children will most likely cry and need comforting, so that they will become more independent and not become so anxious when their parents leave.

parent 1: How was my child today?
Key Worker: Your child continuously cried and didn't want to eat or play. I believe he may be suffering from separation anxiety

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