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Choke Artist

The term comes from pool, specifically from snooker, where the pockets are narrower than on a standard pool table. When a "choke artist" shoots the ball, aiming for a particular pocket, the ball chokes out of the pocket and goes back onto the table because the shot was improperly aimed. Choke artists repeatedly fail in situations when a crucial shot has to be made and the pressure forces a bad shot where the ball "chokes" in the pocket, wobbling back and forth until it is spit back onto the table.

Geno runs the table well, but when the money balls are in play, he is a choke artist.

by chingachgook February 28, 2016

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domestic artist

a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste

whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !

jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !

by michael foolsley April 30, 2015

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Platinum Artist

Someone who has beaten the Endless Set List on Expert Difficulty. In other words, some poor person who has no life whatsoever.

Jeff: DUDE! That guy is a Platinum Artist! HE MUST BE GOD! O.O

John: Nah, just a douche bag with no life.

by InfectedBoot August 7, 2009

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backout artist

Person who consistently backs out of plans and commitments.

Greg is a total backout artist, he never keeps his commitments.

by Half Carb Burger February 9, 2017

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kon artist

one of the dudes out of the rap group D12 often called Mr. Denaun Porter or simply Mr. Porter.

Man Kon Artist be making some mad beats on Eminem's albums!

by lifeandrhymesofpoop September 27, 2006

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cock artist

A person who is a bit of a cock, has bad attitude or is otherwise annoying. May also be used with a homosexual connotation referring to an annoying homosexual individual

"What a Cock Artist - He's got no management skills at all" or "Stop being such a cock artist you chutney ferret"

by Marc Cain May 30, 2008

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Bullshit artist

Someone who likes to lie and practices lieing.

person1: Dude wanna hang out?

Person2: Cant gotta go with my mom to the store.

Person1: Bullshit artist.

by Doh Nuts 13 June 24, 2004

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