you thought you ate

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thinking you ate a argument but didn’t even touch the plate. you thought you did that, you thought that someone was going to hype you up for that.

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girl1: ew.. your wearing like 10 pounds of makeup. I could never! Am I right girls?

girl2: you thought you ate that? like you actually believed . you ate? Only thing you ate is dirt.

girl3: ^^

everyone else: ^^

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ATS - AIM Tourette's Syndrome

A syndrome which causes one to type curse words uncontrollably during a perfectly normal AIM conversation.

Bob: hey sally wassup?

Sally: nm, just finished some hw. you?

Bob: fuck your mom bitch dirty whore cunt jerk off beef jerky!

Sally: OMG bob wtf?!?!?

Bob: sorry, I seem to be suffering from ATS - AIM Tourette's Syndrome today.

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dog ate my homework

an excuse that teachers think your funny but when it actually happens you gets yelled at. :(

miss the dog ate my homework. IM NOT LYING PLEASE. NO DONT CALL MY PARENTS. NO MISS I SWEAR.

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You thought you ate

When someone does or say something so confidently and it's not even good in the end.

Sis you are not that good anyways.
You thought you ate? You thought you ate that up?

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you thought you ate

when someone say something lame or think they doing sum with a joke that’s not funny !!

the girl: girl stfu before i slap yo goofy ass!!
Me:girl you thought you ate !!😭

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Vagina ate my dog

It is very nice and a Chinese tradition

Person: my vagina ate my dog
Dog: gets eaten my vagina

Dingo ate my baby

Eclectic, non-sequitir phrase often used in the place of a general acknowledge to another statement. Meant to convey general absurdity. Refers to an incident from the 1980's documented in the movie "A Cry in the Dark", in which a seemingly absurd story about dingoes attacking a child turned out to be true.

"How was your weekend?". "Dingo ate my baby". "Cool".

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