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It’s national bad bitch day for bitches who aren’t bad but they’re bad, you know? These are the bitches with lil booties that jiggle and clap when they go downstairs after just getting out the shower. These are the bitches who ain’t got a fatty but got a f- okay lemme stop.
“Dayummmmmmm!!!! She born on August 22? Lemme hop on this real quick cause ion like big bitches, but I like big bitches. You feel me?”
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"The biggest event in internet history"
Guy 1: What're you gonna on August 25th?
Guy 2: Probably gonna watch some Youtubers kick the crap out of each other
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08/07 is eat a palm tree leaf day!
Johnny: oh boy! Its eat a palm tree day!
Teacher: Okay kids, lets go outside and feast!
Teacher: Don't forget to share kids!
Johnny: I love August 7th!
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AUGUST 28, national kiss your girl day! Tell her you love her!
August 28, the day you grab your girl and kiss her!! Don’t be scared. Tell her you love her also
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The birthday of the The greatest bitch ever created.
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The 1st of August is a mixed package, on the one hand most born on this day are thoughtful and care deeply about most people. However people born on this day also have the most issues in life and end with poor mental health issues.
Man 1: why you depressed bro?
Man 2: I was born on August 1st it’s expected
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Ima hug my bsf today. It’s august 21 that means you have to hug your bsf
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