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When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.
"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"
This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.
"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."
When you are having sex on the beach, you stick your dick in the sand and slip it back in one swift thrust all while screaming like an ostrich.
I heard Brandon doing the Australian ostrich while camping on the beach last night.
A very special kind of doomer.
Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.
Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.
May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.
They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.
Stay strong guys.
Alex to friend: "I haven't heard about Daryl in years, I wonder what he's gotten up to?"
Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"
Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"
Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"
A pseodo-ratchase
The kids were having a sock party in the daughter's room making too much noise so there mom walked in and said "stop that now, an old man will use a long sock and go a long way for an Australian map
Just like a normal gangbang but down under
She forgot her butthole was sore from the Australian gangbang last night.
Sprite... It's fucking Sprite.
Person 1: I'll have some lemonade.
Aussie Waiter(serving australian lemonade): Well, you get Sprite you fucking American.