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When a man ejaculates on a sleeping person's closed eyes, causing a thick crust over the eyes which can be difficult for the sleeping person to remove upon awakening.
Well she wouldn't blow me for our anniversary so I figured I'd deploy the sleepy batman during her REM cycle.
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A mIRC script created by Batman Copyright 2008 all rights reserved :P
I love Batman-IRC
Batman Shift:
The 3 shift at a hotel.
Also called graveyard shift, or midnight shift.
Usually starts at 11pm and ends at 07am.
1: Are you working today?
2: Yeah, I got the Batman Shift.
1: I hate that I have to deal with all these drunk people when I work the Batman Shift.
No gray line. Black & White.
When all the world is full of lies and hate. When everyone stabs you multiple times, you get up. You keep fighting. This...this is the way of the Batman.
"Dude...I just..I can't. I've lost it..this is the end. I'm going to go outside and just fight the first mother fucker I see, until he's dead."
"You can't."
"..I don't know man. I just.."
"You have to endure. You have to be like Batman, you have to deliver Batman Justice. Prove them wrong. Show the liars and the back stabbers."
The tendency the general population has to follow and praise those who are slightly above average, instead of those who have achieved much greater things.
Average dude: "Hey, look at this athlete I'm following on instagram, he can bench 100kg!"
Well-read dude: "That's cool. I'm following this chick who can bench 110kg. She's a middle-weight powerlifter. You can follow her too."
Average dude: "I don't know about that..."
Well-read dude: "Maybe you have a Batman Complex then?"
Average dude: "Maybe.. Bye"
A type of sex role-play style invented in Poland where the woman is usually tied or handcuffed to the bed (damsel in distress) and the man, dressed in a Batman costume, climbs onto elevated furniture over the bed (closet, dresser, table, etc.) and jumps/glides down onto the women tied to the bed, rescues her...or not, and then they engage in intercourse.
This was brought to media attention when one Polish couple attempted this and failed. The woman was handcuffed to the bed and her lover jumped from some furniture, hit his head on the bed post, and passed out. The woman started screaming, neighbors called the cops, and the fire department eventually busted through the door and discovered a very odd scene (woman handcuffed to bed and Batman passed out on the floor).
Fire Department: What is going on here?!
Woman: Help! We were having Batman sex and Batman hit his head and passed out while gliding down from that cabinet!
Fire Department: ... LOL!
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An either voluntary or involuntary (often involuntary) effect that a person may have when walking up to a group of friends. People don't usually notice people with the batman effect when they walk up because they are quiet and dont say anything when they do so, also, it usually scares the person/people that the person is walking up to. Just like the DC comics superhero, Batman, hence the name "Batman Effect"
"WOAH you scared me, i didnt see or hear you coming, it's like you have some sort of batman effect." "Yeah i get that a lot, I don't even do it on purpose, it just happens"
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