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Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.
Girl: You're what?
Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!
When someone is being incredibly cool and charming. The act of being a suave bastard 😎
Damn that was smooth as a pickle 😍
The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.
Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.
A person who keeps making you fell for their trap with different tactics and strategies
xxdicklvoer69xx: ez ggs
Cummander: i hate you smooth ass bitch.
When your gf is taking a shower and you nut in her hair so she uses it as conditioner
Friend 1: did you smooth sally last night
Friend 2: yeah her hair so smooth after
1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below him ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.
'E' from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.
A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.
example 1
person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."
example 2
person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"