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Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.
I'm listening to some Mamas and the Papas which I guess you could say is "soft rock."
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When a man masturbates prior to having sex, in order to last longer.
Bro, I have a hot date tonight. I'm gonna have a soft opening first.
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A saggy set of old man testicles that are shrunken and unable to produce semen.
Even though Grandpa could no longer blow his load, he could still get an erection and Grandma still enjoyed sucking on his stiffy and throat gargling his Soft Eggs with her dentures out.
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Following an erection, sexual arousal may result in slight semen buildup in the penis. The soft dribbles occurs when the penis goes flaccid and this buildup of semen trickles out of the penis. This occassionally results in itching, tingling, and/or tickling sensation at the hole. A male may manually eject the semen by gripping the shaft and squeezing as he pushes along to expel the semen.
After I woke up with morning wood, I had the soft dribbles.
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Soft girls are girls that dress in oversized hoodies/jumpers and jeans/skirts. They can be emotional and always want attention. They’re usually bottoms too.
Soft girl can also be related to smol
My gf: oh yea my girlfriend is such a soft girl. She’s adorable
Me: ...
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When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.
Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.
Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.
When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.
"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"