soft rock

Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.

I'm listening to some Mamas and the Papas which I guess you could say is "soft rock."

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Soft Opening

When a man masturbates prior to having sex, in order to last longer.

Bro, I have a hot date tonight. I'm gonna have a soft opening first.

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Soft Eggs

A saggy set of old man testicles that are shrunken and unable to produce semen.

Even though Grandpa could no longer blow his load, he could still get an erection and Grandma still enjoyed sucking on his stiffy and throat gargling his Soft Eggs with her dentures out.

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soft dribbles

Following an erection, sexual arousal may result in slight semen buildup in the penis. The soft dribbles occurs when the penis goes flaccid and this buildup of semen trickles out of the penis. This occassionally results in itching, tingling, and/or tickling sensation at the hole. A male may manually eject the semen by gripping the shaft and squeezing as he pushes along to expel the semen.

After I woke up with morning wood, I had the soft dribbles.

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Soft Girl

Soft girls are girls that dress in oversized hoodies/jumpers and jeans/skirts. They can be emotional and always want attention. They’re usually bottoms too.

Soft girl can also be related to smol

My gf: oh yea my girlfriend is such a soft girl. She’s adorable

Me: ...

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Soft suit

A men's suit worn without a tie.

It was a casual wedding so I wore a soft suit.

Soft cream

Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.

I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!