Rural Dictionary

beaner activist

A complete idiot who would rather sell out his country and economy to a bunch of wetbacks and beaners. Also known as MECHA, LA RAZA, and other ignorant morons. Typically believes that the Southwest U.S. was stolen from Mexico. Likes to coddle beaners and give them free social services at the expense of tax-paying U.S. citizens.

1. Those stupid beaner activists burned a U.S. flag downtown today.

2. Emergency rooms are closing because of beaner activists!

by John from LA December 13, 2006

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Beaner Jew

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.

Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?

by jlklt1 January 24, 2012

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Beaner-Box

An old muscle car, (i.e. a Monte Carlo, Impala, Grand National) that is modified with hydraulics, ugly vinyl graphics and tacky gold rims that generally ruin the car's GOOD qualities.

Carlos: "Yo, check out my ride! It's a 1978 Monte Carlo with hydraulics, TIS rims, flame vinyl, a NOS tank by the console. It's beautiful!"

Any sensible person: "You just turned a good Monte Carlo into a crappy Beaner-Box."

by J-48273 June 28, 2011

Beaner bean

An American or person that enjoy a coffee every day. A coffee addict or fan. A person who consumes a lot of coffee. A caffeine addict.

I love coffee, I can proudly say I'm a beaner bean coffee lover.

The United States is a beaner bean nation, we can't live without our coffee.

Stop drinking so much coffee you beaner bean coffee junkie.

Beaner bean me, I want more coffee with my donuts.

by Equal crack January 26, 2016