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A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.
I hope that my girlfriend doesn't leave me cause I'm such a bashful benjamin.
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Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.
Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!
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Hahah u thought u could put a definition about me hahah
God Benjamin jones is such a smart person!
A hot beautiful man, now and especially 2018 like that shit sexy. But he is talented a literally better than all your shitty ass artists. He writes his lyrics and doesn’t rely on autocorrect, losers
Alec Benjamin is better than you
Sexy 5'8 male of European descent with a large penis, a minimum of 8 inches, and a maximum of 24. Good at Apex Legends, terrible at Valorant and Fortnite.
He is such a Benjamin Percaro, he's the perfect man in bed and during Apex Legends.
Let’s bet who can make this shot.
Put a Benjamin on it.
When you spit in someone’s ear and mix it with your tongue then throw up in the ear!
“Imma give you a wet Benjamin if you don’t shut up!”