go get bent

Kinder than saying Go Fuck yourself. Same meaning, different words.

Teacher: 'Phil, you're late again. Detention after school." Phil: "go get bent bro."

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bent as a butchers hook

1. A bummer
2. gay as fuck
3. A common british phrase used to describe a gay member of society.

I saw Charlie last night, he's a very intelligent bloke, but he's as bent as a butchers hook.

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Bent over and spanked

When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.

Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.

Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.

Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.

Wife: What are you going to do?

Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.

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kinda bent edge

Straight edge, only with a few slipups here and there. Sometimes abbreviated "KBE"

"Yeah, Tom's straight edge, but he gives in to pressure every once in a while. I guess that makes him kinda bent edge"

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hell bent for leather

To be totally metal, generally related to Judas Priest, motorcycles, and being fast.

That dude looked like he was hell bent for leather.

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Bent Glass Tube

Used to describe an action that is amazing on one hand and terrible on another. Mostly used in E-SPORTS.

Person 1: YO! Did you see that Caustic main take out 3 squads with just a P2020?
Person 2: Yeah but then he fell off the map looting one of them. A literal bent glass tube.

bent dick energy

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.

" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"