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Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.
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To Bible dip is to ask God a question about anything, then open the Bible to any page and point at a random word with your eyes shut. After your word is looked at by someone else you open your eyes and translate what the word means in relationship to your question.
"Hey mom, should we have fish sticks for dinner?"
"I don't know, let's do a Bible Dip."
*Does Bible dip*
"It says Awakening, as in awakening your taste buds, which therefore means we should have fish sticks for dinner."
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Joe: dude lets watch the holy bible
Deez: DOOOD I LOVE SHREK 3
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A bible basher is one who lives their life by the bible, and tries to force the bible upon all they meet.
Most americans are bible bashers, especially the president.
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Bible Bangers are either:
1) Students majoring in biblical studies
or
2) People who decide that conforming to thier own personal faith should be pushed upon everyone in the world.
1)
Tom: Ed, you and your peeps want to go out drinking?
Ed: Can't man, we are all bible bangers and we have too much homework, plus the bible says we can't drink.
2)
Tom: What's up?
Ed: Nothing, I am just reading up on the new testimate, hey, you should read too. If you don't, you'll go to hell
Tom: You're such a bible banger!
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awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.
"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"
"I agree. It rox shiz"
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if no1 believes what ur sayin and u decide to just drop it just say its in the bible
Me:hey i fucked her i swear!
Jim:no u didnt stfu!
Me:u know what fuck u its in the bible
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