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Hair that is similar to, but not a refleciton of, Justin Bieber's hair. While bieber weave DOES NOT have to be shiny goldon brown like Justin Bieber's hair, a person rocking bieber weave must follow certain specific criteria:
--The hair must be strait. No curls. People with curly hair are lame ass pussies.
--The hair must flow gently in one direction, and that direction is to the right. Anyone whose hair flows to the left IS NOT rocking bieber weave and is a complete pussy.
People rocking bieber weave many times also rock Bieber Drag. If you are thinking about rocking bieber weave, you may want to consider rocking Bieber Drag as well.
Hey billy, I know you want to rock bieber weave, but your shining hairbowl is flowing to the left. Nice try you lame ass pussy.
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An infectious virus that targets Youtube videos.
The virus is spread through humans posting comments.
Symptoms include the mention of Justin Bieber on a video that has nothing to do with him, and the decline of comments about the video itself.
Lee: Holy crap the police have been infected with the Bieber Virus!
Alex: What? Oh no!
Lee: This is sick.
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The ultimate archetype of everything that's wrong with the music industry. Country boy turned wannabe gangster. Succubus to legions of parasitic humanoids who feed off popularity, i.e tweens. Worshipped by armies of fans who wouldnt know a decent tune if it came up to them and slapped their face repeatedly with a wet fish. Also has a legion of haters who seem to realise this also. Doesn't know what Germany is. Has a weird crush on sex crazed Rihanna, exhibiting typical stalker behaviour. Is one of a growing number of music figures whose real talent is overshadowed by their ability to sell an image of 'the next big thing' (if any). A corporate tool for music companies who should get the hint and realise their marketable teenybopper trash is killing off what is left of decent music.
Dont you just want to punch Justin Bieber in the face when he states 'who wants to make out with me right now?' during his Never say Never video? I know I do...
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Ninny-livered gorbellied newt (and that's insulting newts)
Guy one: I was just listening to Justin Bieber!
Guy two: You mean that ninny-livered gorbellied newt?
Guy one: He's not a ninny-livered gorbellied newt!
Guy two: *pulls out gun* do you want to rephrase that?
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1.)A SIN TO LIFE
2.)I have to explain no more?
nemo"HAIRY HAS BIEBER FEVER!!!!!"
Hairy"BABY BABY BABY YES OH BABY BABY"
World"LIFE IS A SIN~!"
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A squirrel in a blender.
There are good artists and then there's Justin Bieber.
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The 18-year-old lesbian second coming of Donny Osmond, whose fans are pre-pubescent females possessing a secret insecurity about thier pubic hair.
Biebitch: Omggg! Justin Bieber is sooo hawt now! Look at the way he poses on the album cover of "Boyfriend".
Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.
Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.
Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!
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