Vagina Bike

A unicycle or bicycle apparatus neglecting the seat device.

Instead of a seat, the rider "mounts" the seat post by inserting into his/her vagina.

See Polish Bike Ride

"I will ride you like a vagina bike"

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BIKE BACK!

What crazy bikers say when they are 100 feet behind you but still afraid of hitting you.

BIKE BACK!
What?
GET OUT OF THE WAY!

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Bike Whore

A bike whore is that girl who has ridden on the back of every guy's motorcycle in town. Not necessarily a whorish girl; just gets around on a lot of bikes.

"She is a bike whore because she loves motorcycles so much; she rides on the back of any guys motorcycle despite who he is or what he rides."

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cholo bike

an absurdly overly accesorized bicycle used by gangsters particular those of a hispanic background. this bike is seriously pimped out it used by cheap cholos who can not afford to buy a low rider, so they pimp out their cheap bike and put a big boom box in the back and bump music.

Jimmy: Come to the back of the train!
Me: hell no im scared of that big ass cholo bike!

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Yikes on Bikes

What you say when you hear some crazy shit

Johannes Longdongson: “Yo I just ground pounded this broad in the inverted Excalibur without a rubber”

Jay: “Yikes on Bikes“

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Motor bike

Song by little mix that's is amazing

Motor bike motor bike motor bike motor bike bike bike bike bike bike bike bike bike bike whoop!

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Jeremy's Bike

The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.

Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.