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A way to say you're bisexual
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"
Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?
Its Biscuit time
Man say! Its 12:00 p.m on a muthafuckin sunday hoe its Biscuit time! We out! Im tryna be outta' deree. (The time to get fucked up off your drug of choice, but usually a term meant to start drinking.
n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.
Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!
Matt: (grabbing at the chips)
Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.
Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?
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essentially, the ultimate compliment
"woah there cheeky, you are a saucy biscuit."
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Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.
Josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. She feels like a total crap biscuit this morning.
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chill out, relax, go with the flow, buscuit refers to the actual person
Dont get upset, chill buscuit!
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