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Blanket Invite

An open invitation that you have been given even if not explicitly brought up time and time again.

Stacia has a Blanket Invite to hang out with me, but she never acts on it and is left thinking "thanks for the invite!"

by BigJinLA June 8, 2012

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blanket response

A response given that does not directly address the question, rather gives a bland statement in order to appease the question giver(s). Usually involves offering a solution that does not leave said party responsible. -To beat around the bush.

After the Mayor received heavy criticism for poor spending, he offered a blanket response to the press to buy himself some time.

by b_TRAIN January 17, 2012

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The โ€œblanket incidentโ€

The act of giving a handjob under a blanket while you are in a room filled with other people.

Yesterday, Sophia was involved in the โ€œblanket incidentโ€

by Bob statutory December 31, 2021

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Emergency Blanket

A pre-positioned blanket used to cover your feet when all other blankets fail to cover that area, usually due to tossing and turning.

Chaz: Dude, my feet were freezing in the middle of the night, last night!

Chester: Dude, that blows, luckily I had my Emergency Blanket!

by Chaz Finster July 24, 2011

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Blanket pet

Farting under a blanket.

After consuming a large quantity of beans Bob made several blanket pets!

by Troll trollin' August 13, 2011

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Wet Blanket

Someone who is generally in a negative frame of mind, sulks and ruins other peoples' fun.

Why won't Kate just pull her finger out and do something for once? She is such a wet blanket!

by The Wet One August 23, 2009

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ski blanket

A small rectangular cloth used to wipe excess snow off of ski boots and skis afterwards

Brian, could I borrow your ski blanket? I forgot mine at the lodge, and my skis are covered in powder!

by nuckfier January 23, 2013

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