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primary mental focus on temporary 'holiday'. one has to switch to secondary focus mode until primary focus mode returns. (similar to 'mental neutral')
i was going to do something, but my stupid mind went blank
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When there is a personal or work controversy, just add "gate" at the end to dramatize it, similar to Janet Jackson's boob-gate during the Super Bowl.
I'm sorry about (fill-in-the-blank)-gate today at our meeting. I don't know why everyone had to make comments about you. It was entirely inappropriate.
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Not remembering something that happened during a drinking binge. Similar to programming your VCR on the wrong channel and getting nothing but fuzz.
After drinking all night I was rolling blank tape from about 1:00 until 3:00.
Someone who is very well endowed and is able to pleasure one by the size of his penis.
"Wow you look like a 10 your hot, but i wonder if you have 10?"---ANSWER "Dont worry i can fill ur blank"
"How big is ur dick?" ANSWER "Dont worry i can fill ur blank"
absolute fucking banger by lovejoy
person 1: "did you hear Lovejoy's new song, portrait of a blank slate?"
person 2: "Yeah it's such a banger innit"
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Say you're exclaming the amount of....hotdogs or something at a BBQ.
The appropiate use of words would go something like this :
Whoa! Mondo doggage!
The Exclimation of a strong feeling or sight.
When used for happiness..:
Yes! I scored mondo wellage on that english test!
When used as a cry of alarm..:
"Holy Shit! Mondo fireage! Mondo deadage!"
And when used as a cat call..:
"woot woot baby! Mondo boobage!"
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Point blank period means for real seriously
She did me dirty point blank PERIOD.
You stupid point blank PERIOD.
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